Yusuf al – Qaradawi, who has defended suicide attacks on Israeli civilians, and issued fatwas for killing American and British troops in Iraq and homosexuals, who has been banned from entering the US, is declared persona non gratta in the UK.

We salute the British government for its decision to ban al –Qaradawi, one of the heads of the Muslim Brotherhood, and the most vocal voice of Islamic terror in the world.

We wonder why those Muslim clerics don’t take advantage of the miraculous Islamic medicines that were recommended by their prophet and they keep praising and advising their mobs to use. Sheikh Qaradawi, did you run out of camels, or you don’t know how to extract the urine? For the flies we know you have a wide variety and an abundant date’s production. You know how the saying goes, “doctor, heal yourself”, but if things goes wrong, you’ll have the greatest consolation of meeting your beloved prophet.**

Cheer up Sheikh Q. It’s a win – win situation.

We win by keeping your evil face away from us, and you win your 72 whores. That’s an offer you can’t refuse…

Muslim cleric Yusuf al-Qaradawi refused visa

By Matthew Moore
Last Updated: 11:19am GMT 07/02/2008

A Muslim cleric who supports the death penalty for homosexuals has been refused entry to Britain, after a Conservative campaign to present him getting a visa.

Yusuf al-Qaradawi is accused of homophobia, misogyny and anti-Semitism by critics

Yusuf al-Qaradawi, who has defended suicide attacks on Israeli civilians and is banned from entering the United States, will now not be allowed to enter the UK for medical treatment.

The Home Office said the cleric had been refused entry because of fears his views "could foster inter-community violence".

Last month David Cameron described Mr al-Qaradawi - a Qatar-based scholar with a large following across the Muslim world - as "dangerous and divisive" and demanded he be banned from Britain.

Today the Muslim Council of Britain attacked the Tory leader and said the Government's decision to refuse the visa undermined Britain's tradition of free speech.

Mr al-Qaradawi' s fatwas, or religious rulings, are considered binding by many Muslims. He was invited to the UK in 2004 by London mayor Ken Livingstone, who described him as "a powerfully progressive force for change" and "an absolutely sane Islamist engaged with the world".

Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the MCB, said the Government had caved to "unreasonable demands spearheaded by the Tory leader".

"I am afraid this decision will send the wrong message to Muslims everywhere about the state of British society and culture," he said.

"Britain has had a long and established tradition of free speech, debate and intellectual pursuit.

"These principles are worth defending, especially if we would like to see them spread throughout the world."

Egyptian-born Mr al-Qaradawi, a regular guest on mainstream Arabic TV stations including Al-Jazeera, is accused of homophobia, misogyny and anti-Semitism by critics.

He has defended Palestinian suicide attacks that kill Israeli civilians. "I consider this type of martyrdom operation as an evidence of God's justice," he is reported to have said.

"Allah Almighty is just; through his infinite wisdom he has given the weak a weapon the strong do not have and that is their ability to turn their bodies into bombs as Palestinians do".

But his support for Muslim integration in Western societies has led him to be seen by some as a moderate - if conservative - Islamic thinker.

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Open Letter to All New Converts to Islam

By Al-Mansur & ibn Misr

Assalaammualaikum

Praise be to Allah.

Now that you have believed in the True Religion, it is time for you to have a deeper understanding of Islam. It is my most sincere wish that you make your Muslim cleric, friend or spouse who helped you ‘revert to Islam’ proud and pleasantly surprised by your knowledge in Islam and by how fast you can come to having the correct views of a true believer. Remember, the only correct perspective in this world, is a Muslim’s.

The first step of achieving this (if you have not already done so) is to stop asking them irritating
questions such as what is Islam’s stand on 9/11, killings of Christians, Hindus etc. in Egypt, Sudan, Indonesia, Pakistan, Iran, Nigeria, southern Philippines, Kashmir etc. thereby forcing him to repeat for the umpteenth time that “Islam means Peace” and that “These Killers are not Real Muslims”.

Remember that you are a Muslim now. Instead of causing him to waste his time lying to you when he has a lot of other better things to do, such as lying to another potential convert, you should be helping him attend to and guide the infinite number of potential converts. Remember … you are no longer a customer but an employee now. Thus, the advertisements and sales presentations are no longer meant for you [Anyway all your answers are found in the Quran, so read it yourself]

I would encourage you to have faith in yourself and never underestimate your potential just because you are a new convert. Tariq ibn Ziyad and Khalid ibn Al-Walid who led Muslim excursions into other people’s countries to conquer, pillage, rape and did other great things for Islam were new converts when they started off in their careers. I regret however, that prior to converting; they were part of the armies who resisted Islam. But anyhow, they and their infidel compatriots became Muslims after some “prompting” and “persuasion”. All’s well that ends well.  Let me share with you some other baby steps as a New Muslim to make your Muslim proselyter proud:

1) Propagate Islam

You have found the truth and it is Allah’s will that others should know the truth. Allah in his infinite
wisdom has provided the most ingenious method of converting unbelievers. You can start off with just a
sword (so long as it is sharp enough to separate body parts, it will do). This method is fast, highly effective, cost efficient and not to mention compelling. For more details, please see the Quran and the Hadiths.

How much time, effort and money have Ahmad Deedat (biggest Christian and Jew hater) and Jeremiah McAuliffe spent just to win a handful of converts? Using the method in the Quran, Muhammad (peace be upon him) and his Companions had Islam in Spain within less than a century. Praise be to Allah.

2) You are at War against Unbelievers

Don’t forget that it’s okay that these infidels die because they only THINK that their religion is true
where as you KNOW that yours is true. [For more information see Shaykh Sa’eed ibn Wahf al-Qahtaani’s The Levels of Jihad - Its merits and the reason for gaining victory over enemies © 1997 The Invitation to Islam, UK at Islaam.com]

3) Kill the Apostates

For this is the will of Allah. After all, wouldn’t you expect your “brothers and sisters in Islam” to do the same for you should you change your mind about Islam. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and you renouncing Islam, is just bad for business. No offense.

Anyway, as Muslims always say “Islam is the most …. If not the only logical religion”. Any village idiot would know that. If you do not have the common sense to see this, you truly deserve to be shot.

4) Champion the cause of Muslims and Islam in the country where you live

If you’re from the UK, support Yusuf Islam a.k.a Cat Stevens campaign for public funding of Muslim schools in Britain. This only seems fair. Although Britain is officially a Christian country it has a growing Muslim minority whereas Saudi Arabia which is officially a Muslim country does not have a Christian minority. (Saudi Arabia has already exterminated and expelled their Christians and Jews centuries ago)

One should NOT ONLY discourage public funding of Christian schools in say Pakistan, but should have Christian schools abolished altogether. This is because these schools make ready targets of non-Muslim children for PEACE-LOVING Muslims.

5) Champion the Cause of Muslims Worldwide

For example, be supportive of the Palestinian cause (as opposed to just showing sympathy for Palestinians like many Westerners). Death to Israel!!! A million martyrs shall march on Jerusalem!!! After all, Muhammad (peace be upon him) has declared war on the Jews and killed as well as raped them many centuries before the formation of the State of Israel.

The Kurds, like the Palestinians are stateless, predominantly Sunni Muslims, have stayed in their land for centuries, have their political aspirations suppressed, have thousands of their innocent civilians killed by chemical weapons (oops, I’m sorry this is applicable to the Kurds only). But who the hell cares so long as it is done by brother Muslims, right?

6) If you’re A Woman, please be supportive of your Muslim husband

If he was to subdue your unbelieving neighbors/friends/family members and thereafter proceed to have sexual intercourse with the women (that may include your sisters, sister-in-laws and best friends), this does not mean that he is unfaithful or that he does not love you (and his other wives, as the case may be). He is just following in the footsteps of the prophet:

Sahih Bukhari, Book 62: Volume 7, Number 142:

Narrated Anas bin Malik:

The Prophet used to pass by (have sexual relation with) all his wives in one night, and at that time he had nine wives.

God’s laws are higher than man’s.

[Note : If you are a Woman Convert, don’t be discouraged just because the Special Incentive Package
for martyrs (i.e. 72 virgins in Paradise with a lifetime warranty of renewable virginity) does not
benefit you. If it’s any consolation, remember, Islam respects and liberates women, besides the benefit of resizing your brain to a half in operation brain lite. It comes packaged with the hijab.  What has your previous religion done for you?]

Remember Islam First, Humanity Last.

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This should be good.

Critics say move unfairly benefits Muslims

The drama unfolding in Britain - a drama that contains elements that might have been borrowed from the theater of the absurd, making it uncertain whether we are dealing with a surreal farce or an all too real tragedy.

My question to the British people:

- Are you sure England is still your country?

- The people running your government, do they work for your welfare, or your despair?

- Do they get their votes from their constituencies or from Mecca?

- Your Members of Parliament, when they asked for your votes, did they tell you they’ll make you work to support with your tax money the sexual pleasures of Muslims with four wives? Add to this 3.4 average child per wife (based on Muslim women fertility statistics.) Now your taxes will be financing the benefits for 13.6 Childs plus four women plus the lucky Ali Baba, for a total of = 18.6 head count. It will be more accurate to change your terminology from “family benefits” to “group, or tribal benefits.” And this is not the end of it. Three or four years down the road, Ali Baba divorce his four wives, gets a new set of four, and keep rolling the dice. And please don’t think for a second that I’m exaggerating, Muslims divorce faster than you count till three.

Is it exaggerating to call this subsidized sex? Or sex on the house? I mean no offence, but it is a known fact that a prostitute works to support one pimp and not 18, are the elected members of the British government treating their people to a lower standard than prostitution? Should we call it the Mecca standard?

This is not to say that multiple wives, and social benefit scams is not practiced by Muslims in every Western country, one way or another.

It is also no secret that Saudi Arabia has the largest post retirement employment agency with the most rewarding benefits,  for services rendered by high officials from London, Washington DC, and practically every Western country. And many will oblige at the cost of turning their own populations into white slavery paying the Jeziah (extortion money paid by dhimmis) for the glitter of the oily dollar and a golden retirement plan.

 It’s an eye opener to check and see whose interest your ex-top politicians are taking care of right now.

No one said it better than Machiavelli “Politics have no relation to morals.”

DUBAI (AlArabiya.net)

Men who bring more than one wife to Britain can claim extra benefits at taxpayers’ expense, British press reports said Monday, a move slammed by the Conservative Party as “totally unacceptable”.

Ministers have ruled that families with a husband and several wives will be officially recognized under the UK's benefits system – but only if the marriages took place in a country where polygamy is legal, as in some Muslim countries.

[ Could they also take their women to a Muslim country to stone or “honor killing” them  where it is legal?]

If the polygamous marriage is valid, the amount payable is £33.65 (67 dollars) per wife per week. The families could also claim child benefits for every child and argue for greater housing benefit and tax reductions because of the need for bigger homes.

A government review concluded in December that allowing husbands to claim for their additional wives remained the “best possible” option, The Express reported, adding that the decision will chiefly benefit Muslim men, as Islamic law allows them to have up to four wives.

A spokeswoman for the Department for Work and Pensions said that there are fewer than 1,000 polygamous marriages in the UK and only a small percentage of these claim social security benefit.

Opposition

But critics attacked the decision as “totally unacceptable,” saying it offered preferential treatment to a particular group, and warned it could lead to demands for other changes in British laws.

“You are not allowed to have multiple marriages in the UK, so to have a situation where the benefits system is treating people in different ways is totally unacceptable and will serve to undermine confidence in the system," Conservative party spokesman Chris Grayling said.

“This sets a precedent that will lead to more demands for the culture of other countries to be reflected in UK law and the benefits system,” he told the Express, and accused the Government of trying to keep the December ruling quiet because the topic was so controversial.

Corin Taylor, of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, told the daily: “British taxpayers are paying a record amount of tax so the Government has a duty to make sure that every penny is spent properly.

“Polygamy is not something which British law allows and British taxpayers should not have to pay for extra benefits for second or third wives.”

The paper said that while a married man cannot obtain a "spouse visa" to bring a second wife into Britain, additional wives may be able to enter the country via other legal routes such as tourist visas, student visas or work permits.

A government spokesman told the Telegraph newspaper that the number of people in polygamous marriages entering Britain had fallen since the 1988 Immigration Act, which "generally prevents a man from bringing a second or subsequent wife with him to this country if another woman is already living as his wife in the UK".

But the Telegraph said officials have identified a potential loophole by which a man can divorce his wife under British law while continuing to live with her as his spouse under Islamic law, and obtain a spouse visa for a foreign woman who he can legally marry.
In Britain, bigamy is punishable by up to seven years in prison.

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Muslim Responses to Unpleasant Islamic Facts

When Muslims are told about scores of horrendous facts contained in the Quran, Sunnah and the Shari’a, they will typical respond as follows:

1.  Accuse the person of lying, ignorance, and he should know Arabic to understand Islam (regardless of the fact that 80% of Muslims don’t know Arabic). Tell him/her to read "authentic" Muslim websites and texts. Say that critics of Islam are "so-called" experts. Say that once a person "learns" about the "real" Islam, he/she will understand how beautiful and peaceful it is.

2.  Accuse the person of racism or Islamophobia (This is one of the best tactics!). Say they are "filled with hate" (this works really well with Liberals!). Restrict your arguments to a specific subject (How Muslims are persecuted and misunderstood). Generalize a lot. Never suggest that a person examine both sides of the issue (that is, compare arguments from anti-Islamic sites with those from Muslims experts). Never refer to the hate and violence Muslims do. Say that the actions of Muslims have nothing to do with Islam.

3.  Say that the problem is that Muslims today are not practicing the "Original Islam" of Mohammed and the glorious era of the 'Four Righteous Caliphs' that followed him (Do not mention the hate and violence that Mohammad preached and practiced and do not mention that 3 out of the 4 so-called Righteous Caliphs were murdered by Muslims in a fifty year orgy of conquest, greed, violence and rivalry that ended at battle of Kerbala - called the Ashura ─ with Muslims fighting Muslims and the heads of Mohammad's grandson and even infant great-grandson and 70 others being carried in bags as trophies by the victorious Muslim army). Tell them that Islam is really peaceful!

4.  Say that any verse from the Koran that portrays Islam negatively is "out of context". Tell them it doesn't really mean what it says. Also, insist that any tradition that says that Mohammad did very bad things is "weak" or forged, or that it has no isnad (chain of narration) even if it has a long isnad and Muslims constantly quote from this same source.

5.  Tell people that any 'nice' or 'peaceful' (or earlier) verse in the Koran is valid for everywhere and all time. Any 'kill' and 'hate' verse has limited application and can only be understood by an expert or in relation to another verse 56 pages away.

6.  Accuse Christianity and other religions as being "just as bad". Mention the Crusades, Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Hiroshima.. etc (regardless that it had nothing to do with the Bible) . Say that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Say that Islam is the fastest growing religion on Mars too (forget about the prisons) and the rest of the universe.

7.  Claim that Muslims are unjustly persecuted (never mention 1400 years of jihad against infidels, the treatment of non-Muslims in Islamic societies or current events). Mention the classical era when Islamic societies led the world in science, medicine and philosophy (Do not mention this was 700 years ago and that all of it was based upon ancient Greek works or done by the hated Jews and Christians living in those countries while in Arabia they were still living in tent, raising goats, living on the looting of other countries and robbing caravans)

8.  Explain that jihad means "inner struggle" (like a diet plan or giving up smoking!) and not "holy war". Tell them that Islam says fighting can only be in self-defense. If they ask about all those raids, explain that Mohammad went on 26 self-defense expeditions, captured a lot of self-defense loot and self-defense slaves and killed a lot of people in self-defense in the early morning and night self-defense attacks. He even let his men rape women in self-defense at Banu-Mustaliq. If they question that last statement, suggest that maybe the women accused Mohammad's men of being 'gay' and they had to prove themselves. (Note: It may be wise to work more on this answer!)

9.  Blame all current problems in Islamic societies on (choose one or more...) the Jews, Christians, the Crusades, the USA, Atheism, Israel, Colonialism, Hollywood, Bush, the Pope, Vatican, Capitalism, racism, poverty, sexuality, discrimination, translations, the media, the Neocons, Right-wing radio talk shows, Communism, the Romans, women, Zionists, culture, Imperialism, Islamophobes, stereotypes, fascism, the Cold War, the War on Terror, ignorance, education, lack of education, misguided education, despair, lack of hope, the suffering of the Palestinian people, bad hair, cartoons, teddy bears and Bugs Bunny. Stress that Muslims are innocent victims of circumstances, always. Say the US, Europe and West support brutal, corrupt Arab regimes (Do not mention that all regimes in Muslim Middle East are undemocratic, brutal and corrupt).

10.  Say that Islam "protects and honors" women. Say that "Islam has given women all her rights". Point out the immorality in Western culture. Say that most of the people that convert to Islam are women. (Never talk about what the Quran and hadith say about women, except for 4 specific verses and do not mention that Mohammad himself said women are 'deficient in intelligence' and beat his wife). If they talk about the status of Muslim women everywhere, honor killings, say that it is because Muslims do not follow Islam. Tell them it is "cultural".

11.  Say that a small minority of extremists have hijacked Islam, and they are not 'real' Muslims. Explain that just because a person says the shahada (profession of faith), observes the 5 pillars of Islam, goes to the mosque every Friday, has memorized half of the Quran, wears a beard, and is named 'Mohammad' - this does not mean that he is a 'real' Muslim. (Suggest that the terrorist― who knows,― may really be a Scientologist, a Presbyterian, a Rotarian or even a vile Jew pretending to be a Muslim). Oh yes, if Muslims do hate and violence, say that they are being 'used' and 'manipulated' by (see list in #9 of candidates to blame for manipulating innocent Muslims) and anything that Muslims do was caused by the interference of (pick another name from item #9). This is a good time to bring up Uncle Benny and say he was created in a CIA lab (Use the name "Bin Laden" which is what infidels call him).

12.  If the person brings up issues relating to words and actions of Mohammad, say that you are offended. Say that we should not apply contemporary standards of morality and conduct to the teachings of the 'eternal' Quran and the actions of Islam's prophet. Say that Mohammad was "a mercy for all mankind". If he/she continues to ask about those deeds, make a few threats. Another possible idea is to ask the person to draw a picture of Mohammad on an old piece of paper, then say you are offended and attack the vile kafir infidel!

13.  Use a lot of cute Arabic words to confuse the person. It also makes the Muslim seem smarter and/or an expert on Islam. See tip #2 above.

14.  Quote the verse "who kills a single person, it is as if he killed all of mankind" to prove how peaceful Islam really is (Do not mention that the phrase is incomplete and you have omitted the first five words and the end of it).

15.  Once again, remember that Muslims "are the best of people" and Mohammad is a "Mercy for all mankind". Keep thinking this. Never doubt; never question. If there is an issue it must be understood in light of these two sacred and eternal truths. Don't let facts get in the way of feelings. If something appears to be wrong or bad, it can only be a conspiracy or a misunderstanding. There must be an explanation even if it is weird, really weird. The problem cannot be Islam's fault so it must be the work of (insert name of evil non-Muslim group here). Explain that the rules of conduct that Muslims demand for others do not apply to Islam, because it is "special".

16.  If all else fails, assume a zombie-like attitude and start saying the Qanoot-e-Naazilah prayer in a low, intense voice (in Arabic!). Hiss a little between lines. Let the infidel know you are more than just a little crazy. If you have a knife, take it out and start testing the blade with your thumb. Roll your eyes, foam at the mouth (twitching is good, too!). Stand up suddenly and start yelling "Allah Akbar". Do this ten times as loud as possible……… You have won the argument!

17. Not to forget, if they bring up that Mohammad molested a six years old baby girl, say it was a lawful marriage, and in hot countries girls ripen faster. Then bring up the child molester priests (regardless that those priests were tried, convicted and put behind bars).